Awesome Religulous Quotes
If you haven’t seen this movie, see it, now! In the meantime, check out these awesome quotes from an awesome movie.
Bill Maher: “Why doesn’t he just obliterate the devil and therefor get rid of evil in the world.”
Fake Jesus: “He will.”
Bill Maher: “He will?”
Fake Jesus: “Yeah, it’s coming.” Bill Maher: “What’s he waiting for?”
Grilled says: “Uh, because he’s not there and he’s not coming back?”
Bill Maher: Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it’s wonderful when someone says, ‘I’m willing Lord, I’ll do whatever you want me to do.’ Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas.
Grilled says: “We are not gods militia and talking to people who aren’t there equates to serious craziness.”
George W. Bush: “I believe that God wants everybody to be free. That’s what I believe. And that’s uh, been part of my… foreign policy.”
Grilled says: “Bush was a puppet and when they let him speak for himself…..this is the shit he said.”
Bill Maher: Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are intellectual slave holders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction.
Grilled says: “You know what’s worth bragging about? Being an atheist, it means you’re intelligent.”
Bill Maher: “The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key decisions made by religious people - by rationalists - by those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken. ”
Grilled says: “Noting, how can I comment on this perfect description of religion.”
Bill Maher: “You’re a senator. It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake.”
Senator: “You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though. He he!”
Grilled says: “Despite likely taking this out of contest, it’s hilarious. Probably the funniest part of the movie.”
Bill Maher: “If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world.”
Steve Berg: “No, we don’t believe in Santa Claus.”
Bill Maher: “Of course not, that’s one man flying all around the world and dropping presents down a chimney. One man hearing everybody murmur at him at the same time, that I get.”
Grilled says: “Makes sense to me, haha.”
Bill Maher: “Women in your culture seem not to be as equal to men as they are in our culture.”
Muhammad Hourani: (Points to a lone female worshiper on the other side of the room) “You see, we have women here. They have a special corner.”
Grilled says: “It’s fair, they have a special corner. I don’t think Bill got the point here, hehe.”
Bill Maher: Rational people, anti-religious, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price.
Grilled says: “It’s time.”
Bill Maher: “See you in heaven?”
Julie Maher: [shrugs] “Who knows?”
Bill Maher: [laughs] “Exactly.”
Grilled says: “Great quote!”
Bill Maher rocks, this movie is great, without being overly offensive. But, seriously, let’s stop worrying about being offensive and just come out and say it “Religion is ridiculous.”
Grilled
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